National Search Underway for Even One Person who Voted for Elon Musk

Andy Borowitz / The Borowitz Report

Elon Musk. (photo: Trevor Cokley/US Air Force/US DOD)

21 December 24

The article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column, "The Borowitz Report."

A nationwide search has begun to locate even one person who voted for Elon Musk, the leader of the manhunt announced on Friday.

The leader, Harland Dorrinson, said that searchers had fanned out across all fifty states but had yet to turn up a single Musk voter.

“Given that Mr. Musk is the most powerful person in the U.S. government, you would think it would be easy to find someone who voted for him,” he said. “Something weird is going on.”

Meanwhile, in Washington, Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) announced that billions of dollars could be saved by eliminating empathy.

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