Musk Forms Department Of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE)

Andy Borowitz / The Borowitz Report

Elon Musk during the 60th presidential inauguration in the rotunda of the US Capitol in Washington, DC, on Jan. 20. (photo: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images/Bloomberg)

24 February 25

The article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column, "The Borowitz Report."

Boasting that he was “taking DOGE to the next level,” on Monday Elon Musk said that he had formed a new unit called Dept. Of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE).

As part of the new group’s branding push, the Cybertruck they use to roam the streets of Washington will now be called “The DOUCHE Canoe.”

Although Musk will be known informally as King DOUCHE, his official title will be Completely Repulsive Individual Never Genuinely Elected (CRINGE).

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