The article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column, "The Borowitz Report."

After her failed bid for the US Senate made her a two-time loser, an irate Kari Lake complained on Monday that it was “totally unfair” that the Republican Party had suddenly decided to accept election results.

“I thought we were going to have frivolous lawsuits and baseless claims of voter fraud like we always do,” she said. “I no longer recognize my Republican Party.”

“Where are all the election deniers when you need them?” asked Lake, who now calls herself “an election denier denier.”

“Where’s the QAnon Shaman?” she demanded. “Where’s Ginni Thomas? I haven’t seen one frickin’ Proud Boy marching for me. You people all suck!”