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Furious Elon Musk Demands Refund From Wisconsin

Andy Borowitz / The Borowitz Report
Furious Elon Musk Demands Refund From Wisconsin Elon Musk attends The 2022 Met Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2022. (photo: WireImage)
02 April 25

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After being handed a bruising defeat in the state’s Supreme Court election on Tuesday, Elon Musk angrily demanded that Wisconsin pay him back “in full” for the money he poured into the contest.

“I want $20 million wired into my account by end of business Wednesday,” the furious South African declared. “And I want it all in cash, none of that worthless crypto shit.”

“Until I am refunded, every voter I bribed is my employee,” he continued. “As such, I forbid you to work remotely and demand that you report to Tesla headquarters at once.”

In a final demand, Musk said he expected to be reimbursed $16.95 for the cost of his cheesehead.

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