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In a harsh rebuke to the Democratic presidential nominee, Fox News Channel asserted on Friday that Kamala Harris had “flagrantly broken” the network’s ground rules for her interview by speaking in complete sentences.

“Vice President Harris was hell-bent on uttering sentences that contained both a subject and a predicate,” Bret Baier, who conducted the interview, said. “I tried to prevent her from doing so by interrupting her, but she rudely continued.”

Baier added that Harris “stubbornly made nouns and verbs agree” and “said things that she knew to be verifiably true.”

“Our fact-checkers determined that on multiple occasions she used facts, in clear violation of Fox policy,” Baier said. “President Trump would never do that.”